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Real Housewives

RHONJ Ssn 7/Ep 9 - Driving Miss Siggy

Glenn Rowley

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This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, lingering family tensions threaten to spoil Teresa's first book signing while Melissa faces off with Joe over his antiquated, old school values. Plus, Kathy and Rosie (this season's official Friends of the Housewives) finally get their moment in the spotlight. Read on for a full recap of all the drama...

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In Jersey, family means everything, and for newbies Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania, that means being a mom. As she's helping her daughter Sophie pack for a Jewish Federation trip, Siggy's 16-year-old son Joshua comes home from his driving test. The good news? He passed and is now an officially licensed driver! The bad news? The first words out of Joshua's mouth are "get me a car." Yikes. Not a good look Joshy. In her confessional, Siggy laments the entitlement of teenagers today, pointing out that yes, they want the best of the best, but they already have a much better life than she did growing up. So Joshua can hold his horses on the car situation. Just ask Dolores how great a teenage driver is - she's feeling abandoned at home ever since 17-year-old Frankie got his own set of wheels. In the wake of putting her dog Boo down, all Dolores wants is some support from her kids, but she's not getting it. Ah, the joys of raising teenagers...

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Meanwhile, Melissa Gorga's husband Joe is just about done with the Mr. Mom game he's been playing this season while she gets her new boutique off the ground. The second she walks through the door after a long day at Envy, Joe drags Melissa into a come to Jesus conversation to tell her just how over this working woman situation he is. When he cites the fact that he "wasn't raised to do this," Melissa fires back that he's got to be kidding. Not raised to be a dad? However, Joe really puts his foot in his mouth when he compares the money his wife's new store is making as "crumbs" to the "whole cake" he brings is as the family breadwinner. Now, I really love Joe Gorga, but he is 100 percent wrong in this situation and I'm proud of Melissa for standing up for herself and giving her old-school Italian hubby a reality check. Envy by MG isn't just about money Joe, it's about Melissa being creatively  fulfilled as a career woman. It's time to get with the program.

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Over in Franklin Lakes, Jacqueline Laurita has invited Teresa Giudice and her three youngest girls over for a playdate with five-year-old Nicholas. It's the first time any of the Giudice girls have been to Jac's house in years, so it's yet another step forward in repairing the relationship between the two once-close OGs. Seeing how naturally nurturing Milania is with Nicholas after learning he's on the autism spectrum is incredibly heartwarming for both the moms and every viewer watching at home. Tearing up, Jacqueline thanks Tre for helping her get used to this new normal and being so supportive, and the two formerly feuding BFFs hug it out. What a difference a month can make, am I right?

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While Melissa turns to relationship expert Siggy for advice on how to fix the issues with Joe, Dolores Catania stops by former 'Wife Kathy Wakile's new house for a chat with her and sister Rosie Pierri. The two Friends of the Housewives are fired up and ready to vent, unloading on Dolores their pent up issues with cousin Teresa. From Kathy and Rosie's perspective, they've been shut out and ignored by the OG ever since her return from prison and they're ready to heal and move forward as family. Kathy tearfully reveals that her daughter Victoria fainted not once, but twice earlier that day and the twentysomething's ongoing battle with a brain tumor have made Kathy realize what's really important in life. However, as Dolores wisely points out in her confessional, when Italians fight, it's like a war that's been going on for centuries: no one remembers what started the feud but the grudge will be held until the grave. Maybe then, they'll show up to the funeral out of respect. (For the record, as a fourth-generation Italian-American, I can absolutely vouch for this mentality.)

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After a couple quick scenes of Tre and Juicy Joe discussing his quickly-looming prison sentence while getting Thai yoga massages and Dolores working at her new gym, it's time for Teresa's big book signing! Hundreds of fans have lined up at the local Barnes and Noble to get a personally autographed copy of Teresa's new memoir, Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again and all the Housewives are there to celebrate minus Siggy (who's busy surprising her son with a car at his birthday dinner in Manhattan). At first, the book signing is going great - we even catch another brief glimpse of Tre's friend Robyn Levy and her wife Christina - but the mood turns awkward when Kathy and Rosie make an unexpected appearance in the name of supporting their cousin.

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Teresa is, obviously, visibly shocked to see her estranged cousins at the book signing. The OG manages to take the surprise in stride, even agreeing to sign the sisters' copies of her book for them. Despite their angry words earlier in the episode, Kathy and Rosie have actually come to the bookstore in an attempt to make peace. Waving a proverbial white flag, Rosie asks Teresa to go out to lunch with her and Kathy in the coming days in an attempt to get their relationship back on track. After years of hurt on both sides, Tre is incredibly hesitant to embrace this invitation. Citing that her time is precious these days, the OG explains that she's trying to spend as much time with Juicy Joe and the girls before he leaves for his four-plus year prison sentence. However, in her confessional, Teresa explains that she's not particularly rushing to go to lunch with family members whom she's perceived as having stabbed her in the back.

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Rosie simply tells her cousin that she wants them to be close again, but Teresa reveals in her confessional that neither Rosie nor Kathy even attempted to reach out to her during her year-long stint in prison. As Dolores and Jacqueline watch from the sidelines, Kathy and Rosie retreat from the table - having been, at best, vaguely rebuffed. Rosie vows that she won't be trying to make things right again any time soon, especially after getting a warily dismissive greeting from Juicy Joe. Rosie attempts to apologize to Joe Giudice about the comment she drunkenly made out of sheer frustration during New Year's Eve, but it seems irrelevant considering that Joe didn't even know she'd said anything against him in the first place. Over the family tension that's invaded the book signing, the Guidices bolt from Barnes and Noble as soon as Teresa's signed the final copy, leaving uncertainty about the future of her relationships with Kathy and Rosie in her wake...

What did you think of this week's RHONJ? Should Teresa accept her cousins' olive branch? Have you read Turning the Tables yet? Are you as proud as I am of Melissa for standing up for herself? Leave your thoughts and opinions in the comments section below...